Absurdly Official / Serious about not being serious
Small mishap. Monumental paperwork. Turn your everyday chaos into AI-powered parody reports, cinematic stories, and playful roasts worth sending to the group chat.
For entertainment. Not actual authority. Obviously.
Our founding promises
Choose your department
A little context from you. A wildly disproportionate response from us.
Department of unnecessary paperwork
Turn an everyday mishap into a fictional incident report, mock certificate, or hilariously serious corporate document.
Reports · Certificates · Corporate memos
Incident: opened the fridge for the seventh time. Finding: no new evidence.
Fictional. Deeply unnecessary.Your very unnecessary cinematic universe
Give your ordinary day an extraordinary plot. Think dramatic biographies, cinematic character stories, and poster-worthy entrances.
Stories · Biographies · Poster packages
One person. Three missed alarms. A morning that would change absolutely nothing.
Fictional. Deeply unnecessary.The internet tribunal is now in session
Submit your own everyday chaos for a playful comedy report. Consensual silliness, not a license to be cruel.
Playful roasts · Comedy reports
The court finds your 47 open tabs guilty of pretending to be a productivity system.
Fictional. Deeply unnecessary.Tell the story → Choose the treatment → Make it shareable
Examples above are editorial samples, not customer submissions.
The chaos budget
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Credit usage, expiration, cancellation, and refund policies must be finalized before launch. Poster eligibility may differ by package.
For individuals getting started
$0/month
No incident too insignificant
The missed train. The tragic haircut. The snack you said you wouldn't eat. Your next masterpiece is already happening.
Make your chaos official